thread: What do your kids say ALL wrong, that it ends up being funny?

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    jack used to call water woogie he would ask for a glass of woogie oh look at the woogie he was about 2 1/2 and one day he was like look at the water I almost cried I loved woogie he never used it again

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    When DD#1 was in the bath too long she said she had winky fingers

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    my daughter has a fascination with vacums but it was pronounce f#%$ u's LOL corker that was in shopping centres

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    DS doesn't talk enough yet, but DD has had some rippers.

    Cats used to be p i s s y cats
    She could say Lemon and Linda but between breakfast and dinner we had Munch
    and one that took me the longest to work out...she used to consistently ask for her homo, we used to brush her off to discourage her using the word as it's def not one used in our house, but one day she got so irate and I finally figured out that she meant her helmet. The next day I was at Target and the set dressing lady nearly fell off her pedistal whn DD yells out at the top of her lungs "look mum he's (the mannequin) got a homo!!".....

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    DS once described himself as an "assol", which after a little thought I realised translated into rascal.
    The aircon is eggon. As in, Turn the egg-on mum"
    His water bottle is a waddle boddle.

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    lol Ava calls Coco Pops... Quay Hops...

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    Apr 2009
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    My little sister, at the age of three, would react to something by saying "gasp!" and put her hands to her mouth. It was so strange, cause no one ever used the word "gasp" so we never knew where she got that one from.

    Pope John Paul visited Australia back in the '80's and we saw him at a street parade. My other little sister, also about 3 y/o called out "It's the Coke! The Coke!"

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    When DS (3) sings the alphabet, at the end instead of singing - "Now I know my ABC's, next time wont you sing with me..."
    he sings - "Now I love you ABC, H I J K L M N O P..."

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    James has some doozies right now!
    Fudders - Butterflies
    Choochoochain Nutrigrain
    Chucken - Custard and Chugginton
    Um Grapes is grapes with NO G Um more GRAPES at the supermarket is interesting to say the least.

    Iz still doesn't say her L's so legs is WEGS etc haha too cute.

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    Since she was little, my DSD2 has always called it Fetish Cheese... which makes for interesting conversation when she's telling her grandfather about the 'amazing lettuce, olive and fetish' she had for dinner last night

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    I thought of a few more...

    DS- thanks is 'qwenks' Don't ask me how that is supposed to sound like thanks, but that's how he says it, lol!!

    DD has heaps, but I can only think of a few- when DS was born he was called 'Lummy' by her. His name is Liam. He's now 'Li-Li' or just 'Li'. I didn't think Liam was all that hard a name to say, but she still can't or wont say it!
    She used to call oranges 'ongees'
    Flowers were 'wowsers'

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    Jan 2007
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    I thought of another thing My DD did the other week.

    I was getting dressed in the lounge, took my bra off and she pointed and said "Hooters"