I have a few. Eldest DD was a projectile poo-er. She squirted all up the wall near the change table on several occassions.

Little DD went through an obsessive poo stage once. She rolled her poo up into little balls and had a poo ball in all my shoes. Like 10shoes had a poo ball in. I could smell it but couldn't find it for ages although I knew she had being playing in it as her hands were covered in it. She also ate it on several occassions and had poo stuck in her teeth (she has gappy teeth totally disgusting)

But the funniest and most embarrassing one was when we were at ALDI and were travelling and DD poo-ed. I had to change her in the parking lot and as I was doing it her poo was hard and round and rolled out of the car and onto the foot path. I didn't realise at first till I noticed the old nappy didn't have a poo in it and when I went looking for it I witnessed a lady step into it and it got stuck to her shoe. I quickly got in the car and told my mother to drive off quickly whilst trying not to laugh and being very embarrassed. The poo rolled towards the back of the lady's car parked next to ours so she didn't see it as she walked around the boot and trod in it. She didnt notice straight away. I was so embarrassed as I would have scooped it back up if she hadn't trod in it. So eeewww