Are you finding out what the sex is?

(when answered yes to above) - Oh didn't you want a surprise?

(battling mastitis) - Oh that means its time to wean her!

You shouldn't cuddle her so much when she hurts herself.

Oh her hands are cold you need to put more clothes on her.

You'll get sick of cloth nappies after a week.

You are vaccinating her aren't you or are you one of THOSE mothers. (we do vax but have nothing against those that choose not to)

Is she up to date with her Vax isn't she ... said in undermining "you naughty child" tone (my mother seems to think its her right to know)