Honestly, how many times can I say it in a day.....

[Beach Mama]

Boys - JJ will wake up from a nap and have a part stiffy and go "look mama my penis is BIG" Noice, thanks James. Just what I wanted to see and hear my darling.

Mine is... NO. No you can't have a banana while I serve up dinner. No you can't watch Thomas again. No we can't go to the park today. NO NO NO NO Arggghhhh.

[KitFaerie]

The cat's tails are not for pulling! and as ever, No rolling on the change table!

[NaeNae]

Don't walk on the couch
close the cupboard door please
come here please
don't stand on mummys tummy (while she is trying to climb up over my shoulder)
Don't smack mummys face
PLEASE be gentle with the cat

[feeb]

Don't jump on the couch
Don't sit on the dog
Close the fridge
Don't play in the toilet
Finger out your nose
Give it back to your brother
Dont squeal
Get your shoes

[MrsFabuloso]

LOL, oh trust me I have a thousand other things I say a million times a day too, but the penis thing is doing my head in! I'm surprised the boy hasn't done himself some sort of injury or given himself and infection or something...

[willow5]

LOL, oh trust me I have a thousand other things I say a million times a day too, but the penis thing is doing my head in! I'm surprised the boy hasn't done himself some sort of injury or given himself and infection or something...

They are amazingly resilient, I'm sure he/it will survive. It doesn't seem to be until they are all grown up (if that actually ever really happens) that they become precious and and need to be treated with kit gloves I've seen my DSs stretch theirs to amazing lengths with no adverse repercussions I had a friend who's DS used to stretch his over the toy work bench he had and then hammer it(it was a plastic hammer but still brought tears to the eyes of any male adult in the room) If anyone told him not to do it, he'd yell at them "It's my doodie I can do it!" Fair call I guess

[feeb]

They are amazingly resilient, I'm sure he/it will survive. It doesn't seem to be until they are all grown up (if that actually ever really happens) that they become precious and and need to be treated with kit gloves I've seen my DSs stretch theirs to amazing lengths with no adverse repercussions I had a friend who's DS used to stretch his over the toy work bench he had and then hammer it(it was a plastic hammer but still brought tears to the eyes of any male adult in the room) If anyone told him not to do it, he'd yell at them "It's my doodie I can do it!" Fair call I guess

Haha so funny that had me in tears.

[Calluna]

They are amazingly resilient, I'm sure he/it will survive. It doesn't seem to be until they are all grown up (if that actually ever really happens) that they become precious and and need to be treated with kit gloves I've seen my DSs stretch theirs to amazing lengths with no adverse repercussions I had a friend who's DS used to stretch his over the toy work bench he had and then hammer it(it was a plastic hammer but still brought tears to the eyes of any male adult in the room) If anyone told him not to do it, he'd yell at them "It's my doodie I can do it!" Fair call I guess

okie dokie

Ours is "please be gentle" and "please listen to mummy!"

I find DS is more responsive if I tell him what I want him to do rather than what I don't. For example, if I want him to stop drawing on the table I'l say "please draw on the paper" rather than "don't draw on the table".

[Traveller]

one of mine did give himself an infection with the constant penis touching.

[*TripleJ*]

dont touch that - DS
dont stand up if you cant get down - DD