I have been saying 'Stop jumping on the couch!!' all day today, like I did the day before that and the day before that

Oh have to add our night time routine. EVERY. FREAKING. NIGHT.

Tuck him in, kisses cuddles, turn on clock routine. Night night darling.

Then he gets up - usually only once and I have to barge in and growl and say "Do you WANT me to shut the door" He goes - NOOO DON'T SHUT THE DOOR, so I say - GO TO SLEEP and he does.
EVERY. NIGHT. SAME WORDS. SAME ROUTINE. Maybe I should record it too
we have something similar - whole night time routine, then he carries on like a pork chop banging on the wall etc...I go in and say 'If I have to come in here again I am taking all your cars away!' (he takes a few to bed)...then he goes to sleep!