Honestly, how many times can I say it in a day.....

[MrsFabuloso]

'Do you need to go to the toilet?'
'No'
'Then stop touching your penis!'

OMG, my 3yr old is obsessed with his penis. Like, he is touching it ALLLLL day! I know they go through a bit of a phase like this but seriously, he's got a hand on it all day. It's driving me nutty!

So what have you said a million times today? And yesterday, and the day before....

[TeniBear]

"Where are you going?" and "what are you doing?" seem to be mine - She's always crawling away from me!

Also, "Just LAY DOWN so I can change your nappy!"

[Arcadia]

I am yet to discover the joys of having a little three year old boy.

Mine is 'be gentle' or 'gentle with your brother' or 'just give him some space'

Going mental actually. So I'll join you in the nuthouse!

[feeb]

Don't hit your brother!
Dont Bite
Sit down
Don't do that
Stop whinging
Lie still/lie down while changing nappy

Been a crazy day here so will see you in nut house!!!

3 year old boy here plays with toilet but rarely will use it!

[Beach Mama]

Boys - JJ will wake up from a nap and have a part stiffy and go "look mama my penis is BIG" Noice, thanks James. Just what I wanted to see and hear my darling.

Mine is... NO. No you can't have a banana while I serve up dinner. No you can't watch Thomas again. No we can't go to the park today. NO NO NO NO Arggghhhh.

[KitFaerie]

The cat's tails are not for pulling! and as ever, No rolling on the change table!

[NaeNae]

Don't walk on the couch
close the cupboard door please
come here please
don't stand on mummys tummy (while she is trying to climb up over my shoulder)
Don't smack mummys face
PLEASE be gentle with the cat