Mummy Guilt - The good, the bad and the funny

[Tegam]

Lol I get the guilts when I have days where I just vacuum the kids stuff up 'mum have you seen my polly pocket shoes' 'um no dear' ROFL

or when I throw out their endless bloody artwork, lord give me strength, I love it to bits but really do I need to keep it all.

Sorry not a lot of mummy guilt their, maybe I have guilt about not having enough guilt?

[Cranky Kitten]

Hee hee Tegam...I've done the vacuuming thing too - only my response was "yes dear, you left them on the floor and now they're inside the vacuum cleaner. You can take it out and empty it into the bin if you want them"

Apparently when explaining the intricacies of how the baby is going to get *out* of my tummy, I should not fall off my chair laughing at DD's outraged "ewwwwww" and then immediately follow it up by saying "And yes, that IS how you came out too" just to get more of a reaction

[Astrid]

or when I throw out their endless bloody artwork, lord give me strength, I love it to bits but really do I need to keep it all.

I have been using some to start the fire with

[~~Snoogans~~]

I have been using some to start the fire with

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hhh Astrid

I just HAD to share this with my hubby, we both are laughing rather hard!

[Miss E]

Ok, this could be bad...

I get mummy guilt when we're out with the pram and DS throws some of his food on the floor. Sometimes I pick it up, make sure no one is looking and give it back to him. Feeling the mummy guilt now just telling you guys

when I throw out their endless bloody artwork, lord give me strength, I love it to bits but really do I need to keep it all.

Sooooooo hear you on this one. But I have found that it makes great wrapping paper, so now I'm stocking up for christmas!

[KitFaerie]

Ok, this could be bad...

I get mummy guilt when we're out with the pram and DS throws some of his food on the floor. Sometimes I pick it up, make sure no one is looking and give it back to him. Feeling the mummy guilt now just telling you guys

I do that sometimes too! I just blow on it a bit and give it back (because that gets rid of the germs right?) Plus, I've seen him lick rocks and he's fine. It's all in the name of building up a healthy immune system

[Heaven]

Oh this thread is cracking me up, yeah, I'm laughing at all your Mummy guilt I should feel guilty about that.

My mum told me today I should be putting ice on Amelia's head every time she hits it - she falls so often I may as well strap an ice pack to her head!

FYI, you're not supposed to put ice on their head so ignore that

I felt guilty not that long ago because DD (15 months) waved hello at an older girl at the shops the other day and the girl didn't wave back. DD looked soo disappointed that I burst into tears right there at the checkout at Coles..I felt really bad for my DD...Looking back it was probably pregnancy hormones that caused my reaction but even now I can see her sad little face and it still hurts

omg that breaks my heart too, DD says hello to everyone and loooooves other kids. Makes me teary at the park when she's following older kids around and they don't play with her

or when I throw out their endless bloody artwork, lord give me strength, I love it to bits but really do I need to keep it all.

same here, but seriously, I do not have enough storage space! lol. I try to wait a few days before chucking it as if that makes a difference, LOL.

I get mummy guilt when we're out with the pram and DS throws some of his food on the floor. Sometimes I pick it up, make sure no one is looking and give it back to him. Feeling the mummy guilt now just telling you guys

eep, I thought everyone did that!