Hee hee Tegam...I've done the vacuuming thing too - only my response was "yes dear, you left them on the floor and now they're inside the vacuum cleaner. You can take it out and empty it into the bin if you want them"

Apparently when explaining the intricacies of how the baby is going to get *out* of my tummy, I should not fall off my chair laughing at DD's outraged "ewwwwww" and then immediately follow it up by saying "And yes, that IS how you came out too" just to get more of a reaction