Yeh i agree with Shell.. IL's are the worst.. well mine are..

MIL has said:
"He wont look at me, why wont he look at me" - Jesse has got this since he was a week old!
"Hes upset and he wont come to me will he oh how sad" - like reverse phsycology dont work with me.
"Oh i just want cuddles but he just wants his mummy thats so sad isnt it" - as above!
"Put some alcohol on his dummy if he's crying" - ?!?!??!!!

And the one i hate the most is:
"Dont look at your mother youve been with her all day!"