lol ally...now you just need to tell everyone he goes on the floor all the time and you'll be right!
We have had one on the floor which she kind of smeared a bit...thankfully we have floorboards so not too hard to clean up. Still gross though!

I haven't even told DF what happened..he just wouldn't understand and probably just stare at me funny..one of those things only mummy friends would understand!

Oh and TeniBear- yep, you better get your poo catchin' hands ready