No wonder our Govt is up Sh*t creek...

WTF is this world coming too??

Hmmm, Think if I vomit & poo my pants it will get me out of housework, work in general & having to sleep with DH if he wants to be frisky???

OOOh, Maybe I can vomit & poo my pants if I get a bill so I will never have to pay that too, also if being pulled over for speeding, I'll just have a quick dump & smile... bound to be waved off I'm sure!!!

Man this is just insane, I think the person who wrote that needs to be burnt at the stake!!!

I think I'd rather be called a bad Mummy & simply pick up my poppet & give her a snuggle!!!!