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  1. #1
    Registered User

    Oct 2006
    Melbourne
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    Haha some of these are so funny. NOT funny at the time though!

    Unravelled rolls of toilet paper and shoved them down the toilet (toilet got blocked argh!)
    Cracked eggs on my kitchen floor
    Drawing on my new cushion covers
    Using my makeup on each other and ruining my newest lip gloss
    Tipping the dog biscuits out onto the laundry floor

    I'm sure there are more lol!

  2. #2
    Registered User

    Nov 2008
    on the verge of greatness!
    1,301

    oh, we have a doozy one here!!! The other week DS ate, yes ATE, a glass eye dropper while 'playing' in his room. Not sure where he found it but when i checked on him and his sister he pulled it out of his bloody, cut mouth and said "yummy mummy"!!!

    That was definitely not so funny, it took three very very large Kahlua's to stop me shaking 2 hours later after an ambo trip!! (he's fine by the way).

    But they've unrolled an entire roll of flushable liners!
    Emptied two boxes of nappies
    Pulled all the wipes out of the refill pack!!! 240 bloody wipes!!!
    regularly empties his draws all over his floor.
    Up ended his 4 toy boxes in the lounge and then put the empty toy containers (plastic storage boxes) ontop of one another on the lounge and climbed on top. when he fell off his crusheds his big toe under one and killed the nail.
    Emptied the utensil drawer... except this was 3am and Dh saw him hot footing it back to hsi room with a wooden spoon and whisk.
    Washing powder culprits here too! both of them!
    Pulled all, and there's loads, ALL his books out of his bookshelf
    climbed on top of his father's boat and was using the cover like a trampoline

    My son is 2! I'm not looking forward to the next 20 years!!!

  3. #3
    BellyBelly Member

    Sep 2010
    North West Victoria, Australia
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    I don't even want to mention the time when DD got into our "special drawer" with "special toys" and other "special stuff".

    Lets just say that I would have died if someone was here when she came walking out with something battery operated.

  4. #4
    Registered User

    Feb 2010
    on a big patch of paradise.
    3,720

    Wow, you mummies have had some great moments. Makes my girls seem fairly quiet. This is the first real incident they have had, DD2 does tend to draw on the floors a bit but only because she misses the colouring book she is trying to colour.
    As I type I turn around to see the girls empting the kitchen bottom draw which has a bit of everything in it.

    Charlotte, DD1 walked into our loungeroom once when she was about 11months with a certian battery operated device but it was inside a sock. My mum happened to be in the lounge room at the time but if she saw she never said anything.

    Grub, that would have been super scary. Glad all is okay.