- you offer you SIL's BF bonjela for some sort of tooth problem
- you have a baby spoon, teddy bear biscuit and wipes in your beautiful $200 Guess handbag
- you hold your sisters 6 month old and refer to yourself as "mummy" to him (it was an accident!! )
- you say "ni ni time" to your fiance
-you choose a place to eat out based on what food they have that your todler could eat... even if bub isnt with you. (i wont go places that dont have risotto- abby's fav!)
- when your fiance comes home from work to find you sitting on the lounge room floor talking to and patting the vacuum and trying to get your todler to realise the vacuum is not going to eat her or harm her in any way.