Birth Bouncer - new career for Lulu?!!

[alioops]

Gargy i bet you would make an excellent birth bouncer too! Lulu, when do training sessions start for you nationwide franchises?

[mrsmac]

It stunned me to hear about all these people who try and crash births! I was so lucky with my mum and MIL both were brilliant. My friend's MIL insisted on being at both her births, she could hae used you guys!! I will let all pg women I know about your great service, perhaps a gift certificate for baby shower gifts?

[Caramello]

Nah - Lulu and Divvy have the franchise Ali!!

Thinking seriously of hiring them when/if I need them!

[alioops]

Surely there is more demand than Divvy and Lulu can handle. I will take on Adelaide, but i might need help, there are lots of annoying family members here. what if there are 4 mum's needing the service at the same time? very likely scenario. especially for home births! not as many Middies to fight family memebers off at home births.

[Julie Doula]

Goooooo Lulu!!!!!

I love it.

[{sarah}]

Hey Lulu, forget bouncer-ing, want to come & answer my phone(s) for me???? I'm getting all the lovely "so is anything happening yet?" phone calls at the moment I need a phone bouncer LOL! You wouldn't need any equipment or fancy outfits...... LOL!

[alioops]

Sarah I will be your receptionist if Lulu is busy!

"Thankyou for calling Sarah, No she is not having any twinges and will call you when she is ready post birth. Dont worry, you will know when the baby is born and if Sarah was having twinges do you really think she would want to talk right now?"

"Ummmmm just tell her I said Hi, Sorry for bothering you."