thread: Birth Bouncer - new career for Lulu?!!

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  1. #1
    Registered User

    Feb 2004
    Melbourne
    11,171

    Love it Ali, you're hired

  2. #2
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

    Jan 2005
    Funky Town, Vic
    7,070

    Yes, I'm pretty busy so I'll have to outsource the phone to Ali. Let me know if you need any extra biatch training hun....

  3. #3

    Mar 2004
    Sparta
    12,662

    Lol at biatch training. You could open a finishing school "Lulu's School For Biatchs".

  4. #4
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

    Jan 2005
    Funky Town, Vic
    7,070

    I have truly found my calling.....

  5. #5
    Senior Moderator

    Nov 2004
    Chickens.
    4,989

    Hehehehe! Woohoo! Birth Bouncer Alert----- here comes Lulu!

    Lurve your work honey!

    Oh and I think we might have to outsource the telephone monitoring - Ali sounds great! And we could even arrange for phones to be rediverted to Ali's...

    hehehe~!

  6. #6
    Registered User

    Dec 2006
    In my own private paradise
    15,272

    i'm FANTASTIC on the phones - so i'll be oneof your outsourced phone birth bouncers!

  7. #7
    Registered User

    Feb 2008
    In my own little world
    719

    This is hilarious!! And I thought the "birth-crashing" only happened in America!!

    I actually had a friend of my mum's ask me if she could be there when I had my 1st .... ummmm, NO, I barely know you!!

    We tend to keep both sets of parents busy looking after kids .... my brother isn't all that interested in our family at the best of times, and DP is an only child. Extended families are interstate and overseas, so no probs there!!

    Plus, I usually stop taking phone calls around the 34-35 week mark - the "don't call us, we'll cal you" attitude!!

    I think this is a FABULOUS business venture, Lulu!!

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