LOL - good topic!
I had my waters broken for me in hospital so I didn't have to worry about corroding anything away, LOL.
However, I remember having a contraction after my waters were broken and it was sooooo gross because liquid just kept pouring out (and it was a brownish colour because there was a bit of meconium). My natural instinct was to run to the loo in the birthing suite so I left a nice trail across the room. My "resourceful" DH ran behind me with a handful of pads and threw them down on the floor to mop up the fluid. Soooo funny to watch. I sat on the loo laughing my head off. Who needs bread crumbs to find their way home? I just had to follow the trail of pads!