I was an apologiser too, I did a poop on the bed (not ashamed, it happens!!) and kept saying sorry to the midwife over and over.

I also did the classic transition stuff of "Just cut him out" and "Can you just pull him out, I can't push"

I was a moo-er, I said I'd be super quiet hahaha yes, right. DH said I sounded like a cow being slaughtered LOL thanks love!

I'll have to consult mum about this though, I remember at one point everyone laughing but I cannot remember why. Watch this space