When we arrived for my induction I told DH he had better buy me the biggest bunch of flowers eva for this but during transition I grabbed his t-shirt and told him I'd buy him all the flowers in the world if he made the pain stop.
Then as Olivia was crowning I was screaming at my OB to cut me and if he didn't I would do it myself because I can do that you know because I'm a midwife you know.
Also I was very apologetic to my midwife, OB and everyone in the room except for DH. I had to keep asking DH what we had. I ended up asking about 5 times before I remembered.

I'm loving these stories. Keep them coming.