I didn't have much funny stuff to say during labour. I was an avid apologiser though - and did tell the mid to tell m Ob to "just get this thing bloody out of me!". I also remember telling the anethetist "Ouch! That's my ****ing back!" (he hit ligament). Apparently I made lots of comments that had them thinking I was in transition - even though I wasn't anywhere near it! Hmmmm.....