I could slap her with a wet dish cloth! She can't generalise like that!!!!

I never vomited at all with either birth! So dismiss that one. Some people might, but I didn't and I was at my godson's birth and my g/f didn't vomit either.

I tore with both births but I'm still alive and living to tell the tale. Not everyone tears either.

Take it all with a grain of salt.