LOL I had some good ones, I was screaming in my head at one point (gas) and then looked at DH and erupted "EPIDURAL!" lmao, the midwife said, "thats not in her birth plan" and DH said, well it is now....

Then when I was taken to theatre for the c/s I said: I can feel that.

I can feel that
I CAN FEEL THAT

STOP CUTTING ME!

oh, not I can't feel that anymore 8-[