I am having a good chuckle too! I could imagine someone being stuck in that position! I've had 3 babies and havent even thought aboout checking out my cervix. As far as the small baby thing goes it just goes to show how wrong they can be. My mother is a midwife and with my last one she kept telling me to ask my ob if it was a big baby (she thought it was) I said no because if it is big I dont want to know. He was 9 pound 7 ounces. I've heard the more you have the bigger they get, I hope this isnt the case, Im 9 weeks pg and dont want to do anything bigger than my last!