Where is the most inappropriate place you could birth....

**feeb** · May 25th, 2012, 10:13 PM

Public swimming pool don't think others would appreciate the relief water has for a birthing mum!

**nothing2lose** · May 25th, 2012, 10:14 PM

On the doorstep of your babydaddy's new girlfriend's place

**TeniBear** · May 25th, 2012, 10:15 PM

On the doorstep of your babydaddy's new girlfriend's place

His wife-of-twenty-years' doorstep would be worse

**Rouge** · May 25th, 2012, 10:16 PM

On the set of Maury povich.

**nothing2lose** · May 25th, 2012, 10:19 PM

On the set of Maury povich.

At least they'd have bulk paternity tests on hand.

**nothing2lose** · May 25th, 2012, 10:22 PM

On your MIL's Laura Ashley white linen couch while meeting her for the first time.

**Floweryfields** · May 25th, 2012, 10:22 PM

Central court Wimbledon and not wearing whites!

**LimeSlice** · May 25th, 2012, 10:25 PM

On your MIL's Laura Ashley white linen couch while meeting her for the first time.

Showing your age there N2L...Laura Ashley? ;P

**nothing2lose** · May 25th, 2012, 10:27 PM

The preferred designer of all uptight MILs

**nothing2lose** · May 25th, 2012, 10:30 PM

Easter Nats, Summer Nats, UFC Title Belt contest, Cronulla Beach Australia Day BBQ

**TeniBear** · May 25th, 2012, 10:31 PM

While skydiving?

**Calluna** · May 25th, 2012, 10:31 PM

We have a Laura Ashley at our local shopping centre... I like lots of thier stuff. Should that be embarrasing or something?

On a plane?
(Has that been said? I have a feeling I read it somewhere but dont have time to check as my battery is about to go fl...)

**Dansta** · May 25th, 2012, 10:39 PM

While skydiving?

I'd have thought bunji jumping...or while trying to score a home run.

The throne would make one hell of a birthing stool

and you could wear nowt but the crown of England.

heir to the throne? pfft move over willy my kid was born on it!

**LimeSlice** · May 25th, 2012, 10:46 PM

Easter Nats, Summer Nats, UFC Title Belt contest, Cronulla Beach Australia Day BBQ

All, like, y'know, totally amazing places to, like, y'know, pop out a kid. Totally.

**OceanPrincess** · May 25th, 2012, 11:11 PM

Church, in the baptism pool

Though mine might actually go for that...

**Tegam** · May 26th, 2012, 12:28 AM

Public swimming pool don't think others would appreciate the relief water has for a birthing mum!

Feebs you win! That's gross!!!

**Nai** · May 26th, 2012, 08:23 AM

At a Gay Nightclub - on male only night.

**Tinks** · May 26th, 2012, 08:47 AM

My mum was born in a Pizza Hut carpark... was in a hurry after dinner LOL

Your mum must be young.

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