Where is the most inappropriate place you could birth....

[nothing2lose]

Good story for bub to tell later though...

"I stopped traffic when I was born "

[BellyBelly]

My mum was born in a Pizza Hut carpark... was in a hurry after dinner LOL

[TeniBear]

On the doorstep of your babydaddy's new girlfriend's place

His wife-of-twenty-years' doorstep would be worse

[TeniBear]

While skydiving?

[Dansta]

While skydiving?

I'd have thought bunji jumping...or while trying to score a home run.

The throne would make one hell of a birthing stool and you could wear nowt but the crown of England.

heir to the throne? pfft move over willy my kid was born on it!

[Tegam]

Public swimming pool don't think others would appreciate the relief water has for a birthing mum!

Feebs you win! That's gross!!!

[Nai]

At a Gay Nightclub - on male only night.

[peanutter]

At a Gay Nightclub - on male only night.

double points if you birth a girl

On a plane?

My friend was born on a plane! Parents were supposed to have a babymoon in Fiji ...


When I was pg with DS1 I worked until 39 weeks, and had some court appearances. You should have seen the looks I got from the Associate ... he seemed dead certain that I was about to "inappropriate" all over his court ...

[Tinks]

It would be pretty inappropriate to give birth at the Anzac day dawn service.

[~~Snoogans~~]

While giving your acceptance speech at the Academy Awards...

or

while yelling *talk to the hand! ho* on Jerry Springer

Oh Jerry....I miss yr calibre of guests xx

[trishalishous]

funeral. I had horror bh during mils funeral and was convinced I was in labour

[BlackRose]

At the gym...

On a treadmill...

While still walking...

Facing a glass window looking out into a street full of people...

All with their phone cameras out and pointed at you!!

Hehe

[Rosey]

At a bucks night!?

[Amity]

In the witness box. Or while cross examining someone.

[zig]

While giving a press conference. You'll be sure to get loads of birth photos.


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[Dansta]

middle of a night club floor while "rolling in the deep" is playing.

[Traveller]

During a public procession whilst disguised as a man and being celebrated as Pope

[Ca Plane Pour Moi]

See, to me all of your suggestions are appropriate and fine. It is birthing a child, not having sex, after all. And you don't have to be naked to do it - tbh, if I took off my pants, I could birth in the dress I'm wearing and some people wouldn't be aware until the baby appeared.

I think the most inappropriate place for Stormy to be born would be in a hospital.