Breastfed babies dont spew

[~me~]

My BF baby was a happy chucker, my FF baby never chucked.
My BF baby had very stinky poo and my FF baby didn't, clearly I live in opposite world here or perhaps the Dr Browns bottles worked better than my boobs

[Ladylove]

Lol all these vomacious BF babies! Mine dribbles or burps up milk, she burps, she farts, she does it all! The other night she had an actual projectile vomit and lots of it which completely freaked me out but she was absolutely fine and slept peacefully while I changed her swaddle and PJs.

[~Hestia~]

Thought of this thread when I was just in seeing the Dr earlier. Had literally just sat down in his room when Alex went all over himself and my pants and the floor...

Yesterday I changed him about 4 times! A couple of week ago I did 2 days worth of washing - Alex had no less than 10 outfits on the line

[black_rose]

Haha! That cracks me up, too of my bfing kids were big power chuckers, what would they say to that.

[beansbeans!]

I think its always worst when it makes its way down your front and into the bra.

I remember once Dh held DD1 up above his head after a feed. He was warned but thought he knew better.... DD1 chucked from above his head, all over his dreadlocks, face, front and back... And it still hit his feet!

[~ Mylitta ~]

Oh my! It's taken until my third child to experience it, but today I saw my first projectile vomit! DD had just finished a feed, gagged a few times (she has a really sensitive gag reflex like her Daddy), then she projectile vomited all over herself and me. Scared the crap out of me when I was watching it come out her mouth and nose. I can't believe how much milk was in her!!! Her clothes were soppy wet and I was soaked through to my bra and underwear. We both had to jump in the shower, which of course was fun with the other two littlies in the bathroom with us. She was totally fine straight afterwards though

[~Hestia~]

I think its always worst when it makes its way down your front and into the bra

Oh yes this is the worst! Whenever Alex is in his CC he will always do this to me! I try to get a bib between us but it somehow gets through before

[Phteven]

I wish DS2 had read FB. I used to wake up with spew in my hair. So attractive and sexy. Drove DH crazy with desire

[WannabeMum]

I think its always worst when it makes its way down your front and into the bra.

I remember once Dh held DD1 up above his head after a feed. He was warned but thought he knew better.... DD1 chucked from above his head, all over his dreadlocks, face, front and back... And it still hit his feet!

Agree with all of the above - especially with holding them up. DS once got me good. I turned my head to avoid spew in the face but instead got it in the ear! I had to go buy something to wash out my ears...

[spenceee]

I want to call BS on anyone who reckons that their baby doesn't upchuck..

Much like the eskimos and their several descriptive names for ice and snow I think that parents eventually re-define what they consider to be spew.

before being a dad I would have gone into shock if there was the tiniest amount of vomit on me - 2 years on I only consider the major-my son is definitely ill type to be the serious type. milky burps after a feed are the vomit equivalent of being shot with a nerf gun...

not suprised this comes from facebook!