I want to call BS on anyone who reckons that their baby doesn't upchuck..

Much like the eskimos and their several descriptive names for ice and snow I think that parents eventually re-define what they consider to be spew.

before being a dad I would have gone into shock if there was the tiniest amount of vomit on me - 2 years on I only consider the major-my son is definitely ill type to be the serious type. milky burps after a feed are the vomit equivalent of being shot with a nerf gun...

not suprised this comes from facebook!