This sounds like I'm making a joke but I'm really not - what about nipple injuries? Would that be covered by Worker's Compensation, if the baby wasn't attaching properly and caused split nipples or mastitis etc?
Wouldn't they be, like, an old pro tho? Like qualified. Like a mechanic knows all the ins and outs and trouble shooting of repairing a motor... Wouldn't a wet-nurse be the same? But, like, with boobs?