Fletchy darling - I think the monkey semen was actually pig semen products used as the induction gel. I'm pretty sure that formula is just powdered cows milk with some extra bits added in. No monkey bits.
Sorry - I am having a little laugh here about harvesting monkey semen. How the hell would that work!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!Seriously - I am nearly peeing my pants!!!!

As I have said a number of times in the past- we are very lucky as a society that we dont have one choice, mums are given heaps of choices that hopefully work for them - so please dont think anyone is having a go.
I'm sure in some countries that are less lucky than ourselves you cant just go and buy a tin of formula off the shelf for basically 1hrs pay. And the choices that formula feeding mums have is astounding. Imagine if you couldn't feed, were formula feeding and your baby was having negative reactions to that - and there was only one type of formula to try.
We are all very lucky.