I don't have either of those (And no money to buy them either)

He does the wide mouth, silent gag for about 5 - 10 seconds. It's so scary. Even sitting out here on the computer, I feel like I should be sitting next to his bed incase he can't get it up. Not that I have any idea what I would do if he couldn't. It's not like its a lump of something that can be disloged by turning him upside down.

My poor baby.