Ok OMG i just had one of the most diasterous MCN days!
I was all excited about our first full day out with 2 in cloth. DH surprised us by taking us all to the zoo.
We arrived and getting the nappy bag out of the car the strap broke. So we decided to throw a few into a knapsack which had a strap instead.
DS did a huge poo plosion in a wonderoo and it was well contained YAY... so i thought this i good....
THEN.. on the way home we thought, well we will drop into DFO (factory outlet shopping)... anyhow. DD Did a poo in her BG.... DH was in colorado with the spare nappy and wipes in his bag. So i walked her to colorado and said ' i need to change her can i get your bag... then he turned to get it and she run behind him and when he turned she fell to the floor BIG TIME!.... ok at this point i didnt know the extend of the poo... so there we were in the middle of a menswear store with ashley on the floor like acream pie.... poo flew out the sides across the change room floor. i picked her up and it was all down her legs (then realised it was a poo vomit!)... and had to carry her intot he next building where the change room was. DH had poo all up his arms (luckily not on the shirt he was trying on!!!) and i had it on the front of me as i was carrying her.
i didnt have a plastic bag as they were in the nappy bag with the broken strap in the car. I thought - i am not carrying a nappy full of poo vomit and tried to rinse it in the baby bath ink much to the disgust of the other mum in the change room (hey i washed it down with soap after wards. Wrapped in paper and looked at the near by stores to ask for a plastic bag.... so i chose a menswear suit store figuring who would want me out of their store the quickest, thus not denying me a bag.... lol)....
so i have nappies soaking now.... lol what a day of poo is all i can say.
I'm sorry PP - but Poo vomit. That would have to be the phrase for 2008...
Speaking of - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Don't have much to say - Euan is teething and averaging 5 hours of sleep a night (and has only just gone down for his day sleep 15 minutes ago), DP has a cold and is working, I'm knackered and grumpy, and it's peeing down with rain. We are supposed going to a BBQ tonight (we may still make it), but for some reason kicking back watching Battlestar Galactica and playing Wii (OK, so we're geeks - you mean you hadn't already figured that out? LOL) and SLEEPING sounds much more inviting.
WOHB: probably a very very very wet D'lish, I was about to change him when he fell asleep, there was NO WAY ON EARTH that I was waking him up.
Oh my lord PP I nearly wet myself laughing although Im sure to you it wasnt funny at the time! Typical of kids to pick a day like that to do poo explosions, or in your case poo vomit
Yep wasnt funny at the time but now i see the humor lol!
The hard part was here i am trying to walk quickly to the change room like nothing is happening and DD who is learning her bodily functions and tolieting...
is WAVING HER HAND AT HER NOSE YELLING PWOAHHHHH!!!!!
suse - that is a cool ticker, might have to go and check out the site
we've got a quiet one tonight, just got a few friends coming over. We can't go anywhere on NYE anymore cause there are too many illegal fireworks near us, and my dog goes absolutely nuts. Last year she broke down our timber doors and vomitted all over the decking the poor thing
happy new years girls...I'll be asleep in nite nite land when the clock strikes 12 or be going buck wild NOT
PP - you poor sausage....I would have to agree with Suse...Poo Vomit is the statement of the year!!!!
We've been in the back yard cleaning out the BBQ area for saturday...bugger NY's...Jed found a spider as big as his fist..I screamed, picked up Mateauz and ran...BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Maz found the funky tickers first, all credit to her! I just jumped on ze bandwagon.
Kitten, to remove the URL link, delete the bit at the front of the code that says [URL] www.etc... (up to where it says [img]). Then at the very end of the code, remove the final bit that says [URL/]. What you'll be left with will look something like this:
Mel, yes, that means you are a geek. Definitely.
PP - I'm still ROFL at the poo vomit. Sorry. Your DD got it right - PWOOAHHH indeed!
Off to have dinner and maybe even a drinky. Weee haaaar!
WOHB: KK MM AIO
ETA: my god Maz - love your ticker photo - he was sooooooo cute. (Still is, of course, but you know whaddi mean)
Poo vomit. That would have to be the phrase for 2008...
) Love your ticker too - he's soooo gorgeous that boy..
Your DD got it right - PWOOAHHH indeed!
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