OLD thread, but I'm looking for things to do while I wait for AF to bugger off, and this thread is so funny!

5 mins after DTD you feel a sharp pain in your lower abdomen and wonder if it was ovulation pain even though you don't remember ever feeling it before

You feel a gas bubble in your belly and instantly assume it was baby moving. Even though you only DTD 2 days ago. And AF just rocked up.

Looking at your boobs in mirrors, shop windows, when you bump one... and trying to decide if they are bigger or not.