Dear Mother Nature

Firstly, I want to apologise for calling you a jerk last month. That was uncalled for. I know you're doing your best. I hope you found my offering of not killing the weeds and ants on my balcony acceptable.

Please, pretty please with a cherry on top, give all these gorgeous TTC'ers (and me!) a BFP as soon as you possibly can. We will be excellent mamas. Seriously, like, the best you've ever seen.

Thanking you in anticipation of our chubby bubbas.

Your pal,
Buffy

PS: ready (in case you were weren't sure)