Here is one i have many around the office somewhere will try and find them for you.

Anything, I'll do anything-
Temperature charts, Cervical Mucus, litmus paper,
Abstinence to maximize sperm count,
Lying on my back with a pillow under my behind and
my legs up like a beetle,
Vitamin B, Vitamin E, zinc, magnesium,
Anything, I'll do anything-
But please-oh please-don't ask me to just relax.