I could have written your post word for word OP! Our en suite is off limits to all visitors (except my mum), I would be mortified if anyone went in there. I have a pack of baby wipes in the kitchen cupboard just for spot cleaning the floorboards. I'm lucky my DH usually does the mopping around here, I just cannot stand it. If we have guests coming and I need to tidy the living areas, any clutter is relocated to the spare room.