Confessions of an Un-domestic Goddess

[Olive]

The washing is the only thing I manage to keep up with.

Yes I'm a crazy person who irons...excepts DH's stuff.....he does his own.

I've resorted to buying a tub a bathroom wipes fir the girls so they can keep their bathroom clean...the novelty is yet to wear of that thrill yet.

[MrsFabuloso]

I have 5 baskets to sort the washing into. We sort into whoever's clothes each basket and then the kids put theirs away for 50 cents each and DH and I do ours. They are never folded, and I don't iron except for uniforms (which DH usually does because he has to iron his own uniform for work).

I only washed up today because I had run out of space to wash dishes as I needed them, because the sink was so full of dirty dishes. There is a bowl of food in my fridge which has been there for WEEKS and I don't know what it is, and I'm just going to throw the whole bowl out because I'm too scared/disgusted to look in it.

[Peekaboo]

My darling boys threw my mop head onto the roof of the house over 2 months ago. I haven't missed it.

I went away for a week and while I was gone my Mum and sister cleaned my house for me.

Today my Mum returned a basket full of washing she had taken home to wash for me. I was surprised. She asked did I not notice the missing washing basket? Nope.