Maybe I need that app. I try but I just end up falling off the wagon and one day I look around and realise that if someone were to walk through my door I would be embarrassed.
I hate visiting people with spotless homes. It makes me feel so inadequate, especially if their children are better behaved and do more extra curricula activities than mine.

We can't afford a cleaner at the moment but when we could DH refused to pay for one on the grounds that it is somehow immoral to employ someone to clean for you if you're not in paid employment. We had a huuuge fight about it because I think that if you can afford to provide work for someone it is immoral not to do so. He won because he can sulk for longer than me *sigh*