I want a Dyson.
I mean, if you had seen my in-laws place this would be easier to understand.
BUT, when we were living up there, when I was feeling bored, or particularly nice/generous/helpful (not sure which) I would clean the place up a bit.
Now, the crap on the floors, i think most people would look at it and tell you to just rip up the carpet.
Dyson = amazing.
I mean, if I was ever going to live there, I would rip up the carpet anyway, but their Dyson did wonders.