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[beckoes]

need a quick whinge....

DH , i know you work all day, every day. i know you work HARD and havnt had a day off for months while i have been away. but seriously, if i ask you a question, mainly just to start a conversation, i find it really rude when you tell me to 'work it out myself' and then launch into a full on argument about it, it would have been easier to just answer my question! . *makes raspberry noise with mouth*

[Starfish]

I'm with everyone else on: Don't stack dishes IN the sink - stack the BESIDE the sink. How am I supposed to use the sink to wash the dirty dishes, if it is full of dirty dishes???

If you empty the entire cupboard/wardrobe/drawer in order to get access to what you need, please put everything back in the cupboard/wardrobe/drawer afterwards...

Rubbish goes in the bin, not on the floor.
Dirty laundry goes in the basked, not on the floor.
Clean laundry needs to get folded and put away, not put back in the basket with the dirty laundry...

DH and DD are so un-house trained...

[forshelby]

I don't fold laundry for fun. When looking for work pants, DO NOT unfold every pair, then throw them in a pile for me to re-do. Not gonna happen.
You know how many pairs of socks you have. When you're low, tell me so I can take care of it BEFORE you have a meltdown about no clean socks.
On your days off, I'd appreciate it if you were more hands on with the baby. You know when he eats, feed him. Why do I have to ask, then receive eye rolling and huffing?
If you don't want to do dishes, fine. But don't whinge about the way I choose to do them. ie- not rinsing. It doesn't affect you, because you haven't touched a dirty dish in a month. No wait, there was one time.
I can't cook dinner AND put the baby to bed at the same time. Work it out. You have to do one.
Drinking directly from the bottle is a great way to save glasses.
Put your coffee cup next to the sink, instead of leaving it on the coffee table. There were 3 there this morning. wtf?
I am not the only one capable of sterilising bottles. We have 15. There are plenty. It only needs to be done every second day, yet you don't seem to notice them lined up on the bench.

*sigh*