Not shameful perhaps but i am forever stretching reality with no regard for facts...the other day DD asked what a rainbow was and i told her the river had sneezed

Up until recently i used to keep "mama's cereal" (Crunchy nut) and "DD's cereal" (bran flakes) in the cupboard and she would NEVER ask for mama's cereal. Now of course she's discovered it and asks all the time! LOL.

I have also pretended i can't open bottles, cans, packets etc. LOL. Also anything she doesn't or might not like gets the prefix "lovely" or favourite. She was telling my friend the other day about "DD's lovely fish soup"...

Bx