Things you never want to hear your children say.

[MantaRay]

Well for me, it's what's not said that is usually the worry - you know, that total quiet that can only mean trouble. But also:

1. I'm burning down the house mum (while I was on a teleconference when working from home). The good news - he wasn't really, he was playing with the hose and pretending there was a fire he was putting out. The bad news - there were managers from all over Qld on the teleconference and they all heard!

2. Mum, I shouldn't do that, should I?

[*charmalea*]

oh look at the big big big mess mummy
and "im painting" - i never want to hear that ... again !! he was painting with mascara !!!!!!

and obviously the swear words ...

[misty]

It wasn't me!

[bon]

"We are playing in the snow mummy!", said with much glee after the three of them have just broken a styrofoam box (that I thought I had put away where they couldn't get it) into tiny little pieces and thrown around the room.

[Mak]

'I'm sprinkling sugar Mum' as DD1 twirled passed me - infact showering her room with talcum powder.....

also

'Uh oh.....'

[Pretty Butterfly]

"we made you breaky mum"... my 2 eldest when 2&3 had made breaky on the kitchen floor.... eggs, milo, milk, bread, sauce, everything, was all over the floor........

[*star*]

Oooh (insert DD's name here) ... what have you done now?
and
We don't want to wet our pants do we (usually said once the pants are wet!!!)

[Trillian]

"Well it was getting in my eyes" was the reply from Miss Five the other day when she cut her hair AGAIN!! It had only just grown back to a reasonable length from the last time she did it not to mention she is a flowergirl in a few months....

[~Kim~]

I made my own cordial.....as half the bottle is in the cup and the rest is on the floor

Mum, this cream is making my ankles stick....she'd painted her entire legs (and my carpet) with nail polish

Mum Nate wanted to get off the lounge.....

[Tinks]

1. I'm burning down the house mum (while I was on a teleconference when working from home). The good news - he wasn't really, he was playing with the hose and pretending there was a fire he was putting out. The bad news - there were managers from all over Qld on the teleconference and they all heard!

THis is sooo funny only because my nephew actually DID burn the house down!!