thread: Things you never want to hear your children say.

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Registered User

    Sep 2005
    In the middle of nowhere
    9,362

    I made my own cordial.....as half the bottle is in the cup and the rest is on the floor

    Mum, this cream is making my ankles stick....she'd painted her entire legs (and my carpet) with nail polish

    Mum Nate wanted to get off the lounge.....

  2. #2
    ♥ BellyBelly's Creator ♥
    Add BellyBelly on Facebook Follow BellyBelly On Twitter

    Feb 2003
    Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Australia
    8,982

    LMAO!!!! Classic. Silence is louder than words for me... you just get that chill down your spine...
    Kelly xx

    Creator of BellyBelly.com.au, doula, writer and mother of three amazing children
    Author of Want To Be A Doula? Everything You Need To Know
    In 2015 I went Around The World + Kids!
    Forever grateful to my incredible Mod Team

  3. #3
    Registered User

    Jun 2008
    Tassie
    2,567

    hehe that is true. I had that the other day, sitting here blogging then thought, hmmm the boys have been quiet for a while...

    Turns out all was well and they were playing so nicely with the lego in the bedroom, all 3 of them lol Had to take some photos and blog that too!

  4. #4
    Registered User

    Jan 2006
    8,369

    "Careful" - usually chiding himself just before he throws himself off the bed/sofa/table/whatever else he's climbed on now.

  5. #5
    Registered User

    Dec 2008
    Brighton, Brisbane
    277

    Sorry to be a downer here but i never want to hear my baby boy yelling "i hate you" at me.
    I yelled it at my mum a few times while i was an angsty teenager and nowdays i can't forgive myself.

  6. #6
    Registered User

    Feb 2009
    2,031

    and the moment my least favourite childs saying is "Broken".

    Harry says it often and it has unfortunately meant a lot of things. Such as:
    oops I broke the skirting board off the wall.
    Mum, the car is broken - fix it, and I don't want to hear its impossible.
    I've knocked you laptop off the dresser again and the power cable has come loose so the screen went darker and I want my movie bright.... and on the dresser.

  7. #7
    Registered User

    Jan 2006
    8,369

    I dunno Sophie - I'd take it that I was being strict enough! We never yelled it at my Mum but I wouldn't say that was a good thing the way we thought of her.

  8. #8
    Registered User

    Mar 2006
    soon to be somewhere exotic
    1,550

    when you hear two or three of them going "shhhhhh auntie punks is coming", then you know they've done somthing major