I just had to share my day with you all if only to cheer someone who thinks they've hd a bad day!!

So it all starts quiet normally, got up, breakfast, dressed and out of the house for swimming lessons on time for once in our lives. Swimming lessons enjoyed by dd 1 and 2 then off into town. I'm in a shop when i notice that DD 2 had wet straight through her nappy and soaked her pants so back into the car and off to target to buy a new pair of pants as i've still got a couple of things to do in town and it would take to long to go home to get clean pants and then back again.

So we grab a pair of pants and are in the que at the check out in Target when DD 1 (nearly 4) vomitts all over the floor again and again! It came out of no where as she showed no signs of being ill prior to this. I was mortified, everyone was looking at me and either giving "thats disgusting" looks or "stupid woman why has she brought a sick child to the shops" looks. I'm trying to comfort DD who was terrified as she's never vomitted once even as a baby and clean her up with all I had---a baby wipe!!! when I turn around to check on DD 2 who had avoided my attention for a few minutes and she's stuffing her face on the chocolates at the check out!!!!!!

I finally get the situation under some sort of control by putting both girls in a trollley and paying quickly for the pants and hurry to the car holding back tears and worrying about DD when IT happened.........

We must all have a bug cos out of no where..........

I farted and **** my pants!!!!!!!!!

So now we have DD smelling like sick, me with knickers full of diarrhoea and DD 2 asking for chips for lunch!!!!

OMG it has to be the worst day of my life. So how was your day?