Oh no! you poor love, I would have died from embarrassment right there and then if I were you. And I think I would have just started crying from the sheer enormity of it all. So how are you and the girls feeling now? I hope you are all OK - Michael said you've had a bad run.

But you win, I thought my embarrassing moment today when I brought a new wooden spoon in a fancy kitchen shop, and in front of none other than our local Member of parliament Paige asks why did I need to buy a new 'wopping spoon' - I tuned bright red cause he laughed and said 'nah, that's not a wopping spoon - the handles not long enough' and all I could do was take my change and my spoon and squeak, "I really don't use use it as a wopping spoon' and I took off LOL.