I just had to share my day with you all if only to cheer someone who thinks they've hd a bad day!!
So it all starts quiet normally, got up, breakfast, dressed and out of the house for swimming lessons on time for once in our lives. Swimming lessons enjoyed by dd 1 and 2 then off into town. I'm in a shop when i notice that DD 2 had wet straight through her nappy and soaked her pants so back into the car and off to target to buy a new pair of pants as i've still got a couple of things to do in town and it would take to long to go home to get clean pants and then back again.
So we grab a pair of pants and are in the que at the check out in Target when DD 1 (nearly 4) vomitts all over the floor again and again! It came out of no where as she showed no signs of being ill prior to this. I was mortified, everyone was looking at me and either giving "thats disgusting" looks or "stupid woman why has she brought a sick child to the shops" looks. I'm trying to comfort DD who was terrified as she's never vomitted once even as a baby and clean her up with all I had---a baby wipe!!! when I turn around to check on DD 2 who had avoided my attention for a few minutes and she's stuffing her face on the chocolates at the check out!!!!!!
I finally get the situation under some sort of control by putting both girls in a trollley and paying quickly for the pants and hurry to the car holding back tears and worrying about DD when IT happened.........
We must all have a bug cos out of no where..........
I farted and **** my pants!!!!!!!!!
So now we have DD smelling like sick, me with knickers full of diarrhoea and DD 2 asking for chips for lunch!!!!
OMG it has to be the worst day of my life. So how was your day?
OMG you poor things. Hopefully you are all feeling better now. From someone who has shared your knickers experience ( ie poo! ) you will one day look back and laugh
Oh no! you poor love, I would have died from embarrassment right there and then if I were you. And I think I would have just started crying from the sheer enormity of it all. So how are you and the girls feeling now? I hope you are all OK - Michael said you've had a bad run.
But you win, I thought my embarrassing moment today when I brought a new wooden spoon in a fancy kitchen shop, and in front of none other than our local Member of parliament Paige asks why did I need to buy a new 'wopping spoon' - I tuned bright red cause he laughed and said 'nah, that's not a wopping spoon - the handles not long enough' and all I could do was take my change and my spoon and squeak, "I really don't use use it as a wopping spoon' and I took off LOL.
Strangely enough we're all fine now but thanks everyone for your wishes and laughter!!! Molly had a big sleep and you wouldn't know there was anything wrong with her. She even asked for nuggets and chips on the way home!! (didn't get them of course). And luckily I haven't had any more "incidents" just feel so stupid, I need nappies!!!
Kiki - that's known as a "shart" according to DP! Sorry I had to laugh but it topped my day for badness that's for sure! I hope you are all feeling better
LOL.. sorry I had to laugh...
And - I joined you today in the poop in pants brigade... mine was from a side effect from medication I have to take.... I had the "I need a nappy" thought too afterwards.. lol
Oh dear.....if I have a bad day now I will think of what you went through. Tomorrow has got to be much better hopefully this means you wont' be having anymore bad days for a veeeeerrrrry long time.
OMG ! What a day, you poor thing, i have to admit though that i could help laughing- it sounds like something you would see happen in a movie or something... I hope all of you are feeling better now
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