Mine doesn't even try!

The year before last he didn't get me anything and when I asked him why not, he said he was going to buy me a new pillow but I got in first and bought new ones so he didn't bother. Then last year he left it until xmas eve and then said he needed help. He was going to buy me a coffee machine...only problem is I do not and never have drunk coffee and neither does he I ended up buying my own present this year, threw it at him and told him to wrap it...at least I got something I wanted