No worries.
DH walks in tonight, babe i'm dying! My response, oh well, can you at least do it quietly please??? LOL
Dude, i'm busy, sort yourself out! No his sending my texts from the bedroom asking for water and medicine. Ummm, pretty sure your legs weren't cut off???
FUn time ahead here I feel LOL
Haha they are hopless! Other night I got sms saying please talk quieter on phone!! And can you please get me some water!! Bed is 5 steps from ensuite and there is a cup on top of chest of drawers on way there!! But nope 2 hard!

Hope your day was better today xoxo