I have no idea what's on the floor... I've washed it four times and just gave up as it was still dirty! Its tiles but I think they have lost their seal and all the dirt and grime has sunk right into them.

My MIL said she'd come round and scrub them so we could reseal... but the grout has all gone and its just ick.

Apparently BIL has some imitation floor board type lino stuff he's going to give us... that'd be good! But DH is not happy about putting it in as we'd have to clear everything out of the kitchen...

Might look into that place in Thornbury, thanks Odette!