Hahahah, occupational hazard methinks I can't remember the brand name I use, but they're not cheap ones, and they say PREGNANT or NOT PREGNANT.

What's a FRER?

I know one of the tests must've been quantitative, because he told me that I had a HCG of 12 which wasn't high enough to be a pregnancy.

That'd be right, we've given up on having kids and are just focusing on paying the bills!