thread: Extremely embarrassing TMI question...about my bum.

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  1. #1
    Registered User

    Oct 2009
    Bonbeach, Melbourne
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    hmmmm I would go get it checked. It sounds like either it is hemoroids that have popped into it or there is something weird going on. Chances are though I bet its Hemoroids.
    Not that I am actually going to suggest you do do this. BUT you know I would be very tempted to see if you can gently push back the hard lumpy bits & see if they go back in?
    Rofl I tried that in the shower. They went in but have come back!

    Bah so is it just a cream I need for roids? Don't need to run to the ED, arms flailing? I just got so freaked out that my innocent little bum-tag has become so hug and painful.

    DF calls it my Bum Clit In case you all werent LOLing at me enough already

    ETA thanks for all the info!!! I try not to strain, one of the first things I was told (by Rouge hehe) when I fell was don't push, breathe the poo's out. Seems to work well I'm more embarrassed over my bum-tag lol!
    Last edited by PumpkinZulu; February 21st, 2011 at 09:50 PM.

  2. #2
    Registered User

    Jul 2006
    Brisbane
    3,205

    PZ, I started giggling before I got to read what it was about!! You're so gorgeous .... I got roids when I was pg with Elijah... pain in the butt... pun intended lol... but seriously... I feel your embarrassment! Roid cream you can get over the counter at the chemist, I made DH do it for me . However, if it's not that then it's not going to help so I would probably ask your GP or even your middie might be able to help? Oh and PMSL @ bum clit... now that did make me crack up!

    Arcadia... for real?? lol that's just plain weird! Never heard that before.. lol

  3. #3
    BellyBelly Member

    Oct 2008
    3,132

    Roid cream you can get over the counter at the chemist, I made DH do it for me .
    I ordered mine online so I didn't have to explain anything to the chemist

    I admit to this, after I wrote a post telling you not to be embarrassed - do as I say, not as I do

  4. #4
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    Jul 2009
    Riding it out...
    4,959

    DF calls it my Bum Clit In case you all werent LOLing at me enough already
    Wel I wasn't LOLing at all until you said that
    I would be guessing roids as well, but def go get it checked out, JIC, by someone who can give a more accurate diagnosis than bum clit Perhaps your GP