im home....my brain is fuzzy and my bum goesnt have the lemon in it anymore. After me telling the doc's that they have to get patholgy in to get blood out of me (they never belive me) and 2 1/2 hours of trying they finally called them.
I had a cyst that was 6cm in diameter. So now I have a valve hanging out of my butt, about 2 inches about from my woo hoo. I like to call it my 'puss on tap'. The doc's said its just one of those things that can happen...its burning a bit now due to the cut. THe valve will be taken out on friday and then things will be a bit better. Ive gotta have salt baths and sell flush the valse in the mean time (didnt I tell ya's im a gumby doll)
I am now also allergic to morthim. (I cant spell for crud can you tell). they gave me only 2.5ml and my hand went blue, swelled and got a nasty rash on it....nioce one
My woo hoo is all in tact...no need for fibre or anything..my diet already does enough of that anyway. Im just scared to have a pooh now cause its so close...not that ive had the urge (for a change) but omg fart woo hoo..the old poo poo valve can still swing them
take it easy hahahaha ok will try but can I knit still????
had to laugh......I didnt have a shower yesterday morning and cause i had a temp I was very sweety and lets just say...didnt smell to fresh so when i had to take my pantsoff all I kept thinking of was how smelly I was
ah whilst its happenign to me its leaving some other poor bugger alone
I have to buy a donut cushion.....I cant sit and it feels like osemthing is shoved up 'there' cause of the padding...ahhhhh this is the closest feleing I'll ever get to anal sex I tell ya's and I DONT LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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take it easy hahahaha ok will try but can I knit still????
I hope it heals up quickly!
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